Friday, June 02, 2006 A.D.
Girls with Low Self-Esteem
To My Dear Parents,
I am bothered. Why have you never made efforts to set me up with your friends' daughters when I recently found out that a lot of them are my age and look really hot?
Your son,
Ronan
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I am bothered. Why have you never made efforts to set me up with your friends' daughters when I recently found out that a lot of them are my age and look really hot?
Your son,
Ronan
P.S.) Please leave a comment.
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Comments:
Dearest Ronan,
You are an idiot (no offense). You may possibly recall instances from your sorry excuse of a childhood and what you actually did to most of those girls that dashed all your hopes of having a childhood sweetheart in the first place: 1.) You physically assaulted them when you were losing (or winning) at some physical contest and made them cry (never mind that they hit you first); 2.) You arrogantly excluded them from your games and made them cry (because you wouldn't play with girls, you said); 3.) You purposely denied their existence (later on) when they were right in front of you, talking to everyone else in the room in compensation so you wouldn't appear to be that socially inept. Besides, most of them are happily married now, unlike you.
Thanks for opening up. We love these talks.
Sincerely,
Your loving parents
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You are an idiot (no offense). You may possibly recall instances from your sorry excuse of a childhood and what you actually did to most of those girls that dashed all your hopes of having a childhood sweetheart in the first place: 1.) You physically assaulted them when you were losing (or winning) at some physical contest and made them cry (never mind that they hit you first); 2.) You arrogantly excluded them from your games and made them cry (because you wouldn't play with girls, you said); 3.) You purposely denied their existence (later on) when they were right in front of you, talking to everyone else in the room in compensation so you wouldn't appear to be that socially inept. Besides, most of them are happily married now, unlike you.
Thanks for opening up. We love these talks.
Sincerely,
Your loving parents
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